A man nearly drowned today in a river near his home. The man, identified as Narcissus Papadopoulos, had just been released from a post-surgical unit after receiving a plastic surgery procedure to look like his favorite actor, Hrithik Roshan. “He is a long-time fan of Hrithik,” said neighbor Achilles Argyros.
“There was an open casting call for a film starring Hrithik Roshan after the release of 'Kites' and they needed a look-a-like. Narcissus thought it was the chance of a lifetime, but looked nothing like Hrithik. He made the crazy decision to have the surgery, ignoring the desperate pleas of his friends and family.”
A soaking wet and embarassed Narcissus admitted that couldn’t stop staring at his reflection. “I thought it really was Hrithik staring back at me from the water. I reached out to get his autograph and I fell in.” No word from Hrithik Roshan regarding whether he will file a copyright infringement suit.
Spoof article by: Joanna